My brother–bless his tiny, stone-like heart–has been nagging me to start a blog for years; attempting to bedazzle me with tales of non-existent fans and producers, killing themselves to glean my every move and opinion. Unable to wait for me any longer, he began it himself. I will endeavor to continue it, though I much prefer the sly and silly e-mail as my means of self-promotion. In the end, I can only do so much to conjure fans and producers into existence. The rest is up to them.
In any case, here’s what I’m up to at the moment: I returned from opening night of Stonewall’s Bust, pleased with the production and eager to put the final fifteen pages on a new script before the Maryland State Arts Council grant deadline. But when I reread the play, it was a disaster. I immediately abandoned it. With the deadline only five days away, I became desperate: I needed to buckle down and write a new play, quickly! After devoting the first day to the heavy intake of alcohol (an employment I always find useful), I scribbled a cursory outline for a script based on an idea I conceived four years ago. Finding the outline decidedly less awful than the script I had abandoned, I scrambled to the Mac and banged on the keyboard for the next three days in twelve hour shifts. Had I been an infinite number of monkeys, I might have produced Hamlet; but being only me, I produced a sick, little comedy called A Thing for Redheads and packed it off to MSAC this morning.
I don’t know if it’s any good, but I’ll work on it further in the coming weeks. I’d like to see it hitting literary offices by the end of the year.
Tiny, stone-like heart? You should know as much as anyone – Herr Hertznschmertz – that my heart is made of metal, the loud British variety.
For shame.
If you weren’t 3k miles away (and five feet taller than me) I’d hire someone to sneak into your house and shave one of your eyebrows off.
It’s certainly possible for something to be tiny and stone-like, yet still be of the loud, British, metal variety. Just think of Spinal Tap’s Stonehenge.